"SCAM" Shirt

A shirt with the logo of the Society for the Conservation of Angular Momentum on the front. Available as a T shirt or as an embroidered golf shirt, to wear something subversive on corporate casual day.

After all, everyone should be concerned about preserving a rational universe for our children. It's the environmentally conscious thing to do.

"Expanding Universe" Shirt

A 100% Pre-Shrunk T shirt with a Shipping Warning and Freshness Date For The Universe on the front.

You always wanted to let everyone know when the stars ran out, didn't you?

"Have You Seen Me?" Shirt

A 100% Pre-Shrunk T shirt in black with a Higgs Boson on the front. Text is in white, for high contrast visibility.

Just the thing to wear to your local political fundraiser to show that you believe in spending on fundemental research.

Relativistic Rock Shirt

The Original, The Classic, and Still The Only...

A 100% Pre-Shrunk T shirt with a confucian aphorism on the front, and the math to back it up on the reverse. Text is in white, for high contrast visibility.

Modelled by Renee at GenCon 2001.

Suitable for wearing to Traveller games, or your local PTA meeting when pushing for better math and science classes.

Dating Life of Quarks Shirt

Looking for that special someone? Tired of all the tie-ups of dating? Just looking for someone with an odd sense of humor and a steady job at Fermilab?

Perhaps this shirt can help.

Modeled by the lovely Kiara at GenCon Indy.

Duct Tape! Shirt

Modeled by the lovely Star, on a brisk fall day.